I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!
I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!

I'm Mick McCarthy's Baby
And he buys me nice ice-cream
He said to me - if I am good
He'll let me pick the team

He said the World Cup will be
Like the Carlsberg ad
Then he said it's possible
That he could be my Dad

World Cup!
Big Fun!
I'm Captain Fantastic's son!

Six' Three"!
Big Chin!
My Momma had sex with him!

I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!
I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!

I'm Mick McCarthy's Baby
And he'll take me to Japan
No problem getting' tickets there
Because he's my Old Man

I am the secret weapon
To make sure we won't lose
I'll sneak in the German's dressing room
And wee-wee in their shoes

Hey Dad!
Nice One!
Glad you didn't keep your trousers on!

Hey Dad!
Ole!
I'm the proof that you're not gay!

I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!
I-I-I-I'm Mick McCarthy's Ba-a-a-by!

Can't seem to face up to the match……… Hey!
Tense and Nervous, can't relax………… Hey!
Can't sleep, Bed's on fire………… Hey!
Don't touch me, I'm a real LIVE-WIRE……… Hey!
Soccer Father… … … McCarthy (he's a)
Soccer Father… … … … McCarthy!